Does the Subaru Come with Bumper Stickers?

For 20 years I've driven from east and northeast Madison to the west side. These are my beltline observations:

Traveling east to west the Nascar sticker sporting autos decrease.

Following a Nascar weekend, be aware of excelerating, tailgating, in and out weaving. The beltline is a Daytona without the left turns.

Moms in kid movers never leave early enough.

If school bus drivers drove the way moms drive an SUV, there would be no passengers on the yellow bus.

What happened to the short bus?

The police vehicle that stops behind a vehicle with a flat tire causes a backup from John Nolen to Stoughton Road.

Bumper stickers shout some things there owners would not whisper in public.

Do you need a bumper sticker to tell people you're a redneck?

You were so sure Bush was the one, and now you want me to trust that you know what you are saying when your bumper tells me to vote for McCain?

Subarus are bought on the east side of Madison and taken home to the west side.

Subarus are required by neighborhood covenants on the near west side.

The closer one lives to Lake Mendota the more likely you are to drive a Volvo.

Cars breakdown on the exit ramp at Seminole Highway.

Pickup trucks are larger east and non existent west.

Bumper stickers are a form of passive aggressive behavior.

If there is enough snow to close schools and GEF buildings, maybe riding a bike on the street is not wise.

I know people car pool because I see cars in the designated lots.

Guys car pool midday in groups of five -- some of the vehicles have tinted windows.

People would rather stop at Starbucks on their way to work than brew a pot and pour a cup before leaving home.

Guys from Illinois drive black cars Volvos, wear white shirts, ties, Blue Tooth headsets and drive like moms on a Nascar fix.

The further west I go the more wrong I am about life... according to the vehicles that pass me.

Cars with multiple stickers on their backsides makes me think of the one I would glue to my vehicle: They're called BUMPER stickers.